Caffeine queen
Travel connoisseur (wannabe…)
I make a kick ass cup of tea
Exercise does the body good
Impress me with all you can eat sushi, laughs, and elongated universal conversations.

What’s good? 

Thanks for taking the time to read some of my writing and visiting my blog. My name is Alevtyna and I am The Flaming Pine cone, but you can call me Alev to be concise. (aaa-lehv) I’m just a twenty something year old university student studying English and trying to make it in this big world. I’m not a huge fan of talking about myself, so I’ll just throw a big pile of my interests, hobbies, and aspirations at you. Please feel free to contact me if you can’t quite seem to reach the bottom of the pile and want to know even more or have any questions/concerns.

The six things I could never do wihout

Semi colons
Garcia Vega’s
Buttered caviar crêpes
Lint filters in drying machines (dead serious tho)

What I’m doing with my life

English professor in the making.
Planned on going into cancer research but quickly realized that I’d be better off teaching smart-ass college students and residing in tiny apartment with a Great Dane and a Frenchie.
Always passionate about biology, anatomy and chemistry; I have a huge spot in my heart for the sciences.
On a typical Friday night, you’ll find me doing pseudo intellectual hoodrat things with friends and getting mistaken for Ronda Rousey on The CTA.
Recurring existential crises may persist throughout the week of involuntary labor and infinite stress.

8 Comments Add yours

  1. Josh says:

    Discovered your blog through Tinder and quickly realized I’d love to have a conversation with you. Didn’t want to miss the oppurtunity, so I decided to contact you on here. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thanks! That’s very flattering.


  2. Zayn shah says:

    Hey … I was reading your blog… And it was very moving …. Is there anyway to contact you?


    1. Im very flattered to hear that you enjoy my writing; thank you for your support and feedback. You can contact me at coachalev@gmail.com


  3. Luna says:

    Is your email still active? Tried reaching out to you to propose a collaboration on a text I’ve been working on for five years… You’re incredibly talented. Please respond whenever you can if you are interested, thank you!


  4. Do you do collaborative work?


    1. I have not done any in years, but I am definitely open to it.


    2. You can email me if you want to chat more about that, I’m def all ears. Coachalev@gmail.com


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